Old people are fond of giving good advice; it consoles them for no longer being capable of setting a bad example.

-- Francois De La Rochefoucauld

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

-- Mark Twain

Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened.

-- Cora Harvey Armstrong

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.

-- Robert Orben

No wise man ever wished to be younger.

-- Jonathan Swift

We are always the same age inside.

-- Gertrude Stein

At age 50, everyone has the face he deserves.

-- George Orwell

You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience.

-- Anonymous

Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.

-- Dan Bennett

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.

-- Maurice Chevalier