We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

-- Anonymous

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

-- Bob Hope

The Best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

-- H.V. Prochnow

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

-- Lucille Ball

A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.

-- Anonymous

Happy Birthday, you're not getting older you're just a little closer to death.

-- Anonymous

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!

-- Anonymous

Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe.

-- Anonymous