Everyone should have enough money to get basic plastic surgery.

-- Beverly Johnson

Women prefer men who have something tender about them - especially legal tender.

-- Kay Ingram

I believe in the Golden Rule — The Man with the Gold . . . Rules.

-- Mr. T

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

-- Shaquille O'Neal

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.

-- Anonymous

I'm so naive about finances. Once when my mother mentioned an amount and I realized I didn't understand, she had to explain: 'That's like three Mercedes.' Then I understood.

-- Brooke Shields

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

-- Spike Milligan