An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

-- Agatha Christie

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.

-- Don Marquis

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.

-- Kitty O'neill Collins

There's no such thing as old age, there is only sorrow.

-- Fay Weldon

All diseases run into one, old age.

-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

A comfortable old age is the reward of a well-spent youth. Instead of its bringing sad and melancholy prospects of decay, it would give us hopes of eternal youth in a better world.

-- Maurice Chevalier

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.

-- Voltaire

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.

-- Jim Fiebig

I'm happy to report that my inner child is still ageless.

-- James Broughton

I want to get old gracefully. I want to have good posture, I want to be healthy and be an example to my children.

-- Sting